Just for Fun 28

Complete the Sentence

1) My uncle once: took away half of my sandwich

2) Never again in my life: will I get myself drunk

3) When I was five: I dun remember anything

4) High School was: the best time of education

5) I will never forget: her

6) I once met: with a near death accident

7) There's this girl I know who: knows I know her! Crap!

8) Once, at a bar: I find one corner to hide.

9) By noon I'm usually: slacking or out for sports

10) Last night I: do what I do every night try and take over the world.

11) If I had only: tons of money!

12) Next time I go to church: I will bathe before I go.

13) What worries me most: I act like a ‘gu niang’ at times

14) When I turn my head right, I see: curtains.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: my parents’ room

16) You know I'm lying when: I’m too convincing!

17) You know what I miss most about the eighties: I guess milk and crying. I was only born in 1981

18) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the Prince Charming in Snow White! Hah? Snow White not written by him. Chey! How about Beauty and the Beast………….

19) By this time, next year: I will be still muggin for my exams!

20) A better name for me would be: (nah! Like my name)

21) I have a hard time understanding: why I can’t play the tambourine

22) If I ever go back to school I'll: be the principal or the Disciple master

23) You know I like you if: I’m very personal with my sharings

24) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: God!

25) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarro are: who?

26) Take my advice, never: listen to my advise

27) My ideal breakfast is: Eggs, Bacon, Toast Bread, Coffee

28) A song I love, but do not have is: time for me to go and download it somewhere fr the Net. Muahahahaha

29) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you stay in air-conditioned places.

30) Why won't anyone: say I’m handsome. They just cannot face the facts of life.

31) If you spend the night at my house, DO: pay me some money or else…. Hehehe…..

32) I'd stop my wedding for: What!

33) The world could do without: Technology

34) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: my own belly. Becoz I can’t reach it.