Thursday, June 01, 2006

MEN! Eat These!

Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you

Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooo oooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

And Nvr, I say again NVr ask your wife to bring breakfast to bed becoz she will reply......

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

1 comment:

Jannah said...

LMAO. I assumed you're also referring to yourself? xD xD xD