Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Do not take IRON pills and ask Y!

IRONY! We or rather I watch alot of drama serials on the TV. And many a time, I will laugh off at the stupid plot and comment, "How can such thing ever happen? Too drama already lah! If really happen to someone, that someone really 'suai kia' (unlucky kid). " And many a time, I was laughing in advance at myself.
My life is too filled with drama and I don't know why. "Suai"? Nah! I dun believe in luck. Then why it happens on me? I don't have an answer. But I know the Lord teaches me through all these episodes of drama. So honored. I am the main actor of this "X.J Drama Series". Haha!

Today, once again an irony of life happen right in front of my face. I was supposed to report for my reservist. The MINDEF revocating me to a driver. When I reached the camp, I had to fill in a form. We were all told to declare any medical condition. So I thought since I was diagnosed with slight colour deficiency, I better declare just for precaution. In fact, I was quite happy I was in this course. ARMY give me free licence. Take lorh! So after filtering out the forms, the administrative officer started to call out name
The first group was those who don't have uniforms. I've no idea why they dun have uniforms. Don't tell me they assume that after ORD, they can dispose them off. So there were 2 of them. And the AO told them to go this far far away camp in the North East to buy their uniform. I nearly dropped to the floor laughing. I was speculating that in their mind they were cusing and swearing. Want to get out of course, try harder siah!
So the next group was those who had medical condition. Another classic. After gathering them, the AO told them they had to go to a very far away camp in the North (Choa Chu Kang) to see the Medical Officer. Wahahahahaha! I nearly cracked a hole in the floor. At that moment, many of them started to comment that the medical condition was history. Haha! Nice try siah! But they all still had to go. I couldn't help but to think that all these people just want to 'chao keng'.
Unexpectedly, my name was the last to be called. I wondered why! The AO asked me about my colour deficiency and I told her that I was diagnosed during my enlistment checkup. I told her shouldn't be a problem but she insisted that I go for Medical Review. This time round, I nearly drop to the floor. Wah! From the east all the way to the west. Xian 1/2! Waste my time and money. I dun mind taking this course siah! I shouldn't have bothered to declare. Thkfully a few of us shared cab.
So there were about 11 of us who went to see the MO and all of us were deemed unfit for the course. The MO even said that I shouldn't be driving at all with my colour deficiency condition. Hahha! Anybody still want to hitch a ride when I'm driving???? And I also learn one valuable lesson this afternoon. Not to be so quick at judging people. To be honest, all the rest who went to see the MO were all genuine cases.
So this prematuredly end my 1st reservist. WoohoooO! Freedom!
But Choa Chu Kang far siah! (Haha! Maybe shd have tried visiting somebody!!! ^.^")

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