22 Ways to make a girl smile or tat's wat you think

1. Tell her she is beautiful or
gorgeous
(not fine, or
sexy)
and she replies: You are not.

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . .
even if its
just
for a second.
And the next, her hand is in your face.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead/ neck.
And she tells you she just went for a facial which involves highly acidic chemicals to remove the dead skin.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up
to.
and on the other side of the phone, she is swearing at you for waking her up from the alert of the sms.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and
tell her
how
much she means to you.
And she tells you that you are the problem,

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they
usually
mean
the most.
Small diamonds with big carrot. That’s what she meant

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you
hang out
with.
Are you even sure you want to let her know you hang out with other girls???

8 . Write her notes. (She'll love them )
She meant blank cheques.

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . .
as your
girlfriend.
And she introduced you to her family as somebody she knows somewhere she can’t remember.

10 . Play with her hair.
Yah! Enjoy it. Next you will Pay for her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-
wrestle with
her.
Isn’t this what after marriage is about after all? Pick her up from work, malls, everywhere, Tickle her with diamonds, posh, fine-dining, blah blah and wrestle with her only to lose at the end of it. Hmmm. Sounds fun to me.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
And In her head she is thinking that her day at work was bad. But now with you around it didn’t seem that bad after all. You are worse.


13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid
jokes, or
just
tell her jokes.
And she thanks God for a free clown.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Actually she fainted at the sight of you.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
Now you must be mad.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.
And she thanks God once again for a free clown that piggybacks.

17 . Bring her flowers
And you earned yourself an upgrade from flowers to fine-dining. The next upgrade is diamond.

18 . Treat her the same around your
friends as you
do when you are alone.
Ok lah! For once I agree on this. A person’s characters can be clearly seen when he is with one or many pple. Likewise as I always tell somebody, how a guy treats his mother or sister will be the way he treats his g/f.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
And she flashed her xxx finger at you.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you
as she
wants.
She needs them for her Voodo doll.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.
And the headline for tml news is “Man got brutally attacked by lady with umbrella in the rain’’

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
I wish I could. Hiaz..