Haha! Well! For all those men out there (including myself), EAT THESE!
Q. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
A. don't know - it never happened
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to the wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," the wife replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Hard Rock Cafe - Singapore."
MY FAVOURTIE:
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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